Nubilus is my cousin (we live in same town) so I can tell you that a joke isn't funny at all if you read it. But if I could tell it to you face to face you'd surely laugh. Although what Larry said is true. Maybe that is partly a reason why you don't understand.
Here are some letters from kids to God. I hope noone will be offended (I am a catholic as well). After all it's just kids and they really think what they wrote:
Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
why don't you just keep the ones you have?
--Amy
Dear GOD.
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they
had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
--Larry
Dear GOD.
If you watch me in Church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
--Mickey
Dear GOD,
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the
whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never
do it.
--Nan
Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on
vacation?
--Jane
Dear GOD,
I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? Nobody will tell me.
Love Alison
Dear GOD,
Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
--Lucy
Dear GOD,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his
bowling words in the house?
--Anita
Dear GOD,
Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it
an accident?
--Norma
Dear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
--Jan
Dear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in Church. Is that
okay?
--Neal
Dear GOD,
What does it mean, You are a Jealous GOD? I thought You had
everything.
-- Jane
Dear GOD,
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"?
because if You did, then I'm going to fix my brother.
--Darla
Dear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
--Joyce
Dear GOD,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He
said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but
I hope you will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend,
(But I am not going to tell You who I am.)
Dear GOD,
Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed
to be our day of rest.
--Tom L.
Dear GOD,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You
can look it up.
--Bruce
Dear GOD,
If we come back as something--Please don't let me be Jennifer
Horton, because I hate her.
--Denise.
Dear GOD,
If You give me a genie like Aladdin, I will give You anything
You want, except my money or my chess set.
--Raphael
Dear GOD,
My brother is a rat !! You should give him a tail. Ha! Ha!
--Danny
Dear GOD,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with
so much hair all over.
--Tom
Dear GOD,
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
--Dean
Dear GOD,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
--Ruth M.
Dear GOD,
I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.
--Elliott
Dear GOD,
Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the best.
--Rob
Dear GOD,
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound
right. He's just kidding, isn't he?
--Marsha
Dear GOD,
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
-- Love Chris
Dear GOD,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they
said You did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
--Sincerely, Donna
Dear GOD,
The bad people laughed at Noah- "You made an ark on dry land
you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would
do.
--Eddie
Dear GOD,
I do not think anybody could be a better GOD. Well I just
want You to know but I am not just saying that because You are GOD
already.
--Charles.
Dear GOD,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset
You made on Tuesday. That was cool.
--Eugene
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