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Originally posted by Attalus:
*Looks at his coffee suspiciously, then sniffs the air* What is going on, mere persiflage or are you two substance abusing again? *Smiles at the thought of Kaltia on a pogo stick with an umbrella.*
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Please, please. An artist like myself (
) has no need for drugs of any form to come up with THESE mental masterpieces!
Did I just say that I mean real life occurences, I didn't make up the assassins, they are real...they're coming...take the red pill, get away from me you...dfgebfbdf
I am username Sigmar, assassins are not real. Was it not a humorous suggestion of mine, laugh laugh. I now have to go on a long permanent holiday, farewell.
They're gone now,Ha the jokes on them they just paralysed the lower part of my body, fools. Wait...the pain's setting in, oh dear
"Oh....you're so DAFT!
Do you, or do you not, have a pogostick? Or a bmx? Skateboard? Tambourine? Fifth-hand drumkit? Broken Ford Fiesta? A small dead dog? A fifty pound note? (you may wish to take the serial number off so the bank can give you equal money back).
Now, collect these items together, plus one of the assassins, place them in a wardrobe with an angry catapillar (do you know how hard it is MAKING catapillars angry???) shut the door, attract a bolt of lightning to the closet, and voila! Nothing's changed!
Except the sausages. Oooh, yes, the sausages.... "
That last part, the sausages, I remember reading that in one of Terry Pratchetts books, Foul old ron was it?
Anyway in regards to the rest of your post.
No, no, no, no, if the price was right, no, no ,no.
As for the angry catapillars...they may be hard to get angry but I double dare you to get ladybird angry, it'll take you a year at the very least and it involves a lot of Woddy Allen and Steven Segal movies.
I hate to say it K but I think I've got a bit too carried away with the spam, I've gotta stick to the cafe rules and all. So lets steer (salvage) this conversation back on track.
Johnny I assume it must be a slow point in the day in terms of member traffic, probably cause it's a Sunday and all.
[ 03-30-2003, 02:31 PM: Message edited by: Sigmar ]