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Kaltia · 03-30-2003, 02:05 PM

You could have taken a thermo flask and a rubber duck, silly!
I had some assassins come after me but I said that unless they sodded off I'd sign 'em up for thirty porn site mailing lists AND send them SMS spam four times a day!
They went then, but I chucked a cat after them and they went a bit faster.
What also works is pursuing those wee bastads on a pogostick. The sight of you bouncing up and down with a furious expression clutching an umbrella like a lance scares thesh-bejesus outta them

03-30-2003, 02:05 PM	#87
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 38 Posts: 5,817	You could have taken a thermo flask and a rubber duck, silly! I had some assassins come after me but I said that unless they sodded off I'd sign 'em up for thirty porn site mailing lists AND send them SMS spam four times a day! They went then, but I chucked a cat after them and they went a bit faster. What also works is pursuing those wee bastads on a pogostick. The sight of you bouncing up and down with a furious expression clutching an umbrella like a lance scares thesh-bejesus outta them __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.