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I loved their privacy policy:
Thank you for visiting the White House Website and reviewing our privacy policy. Our privacy policy is clear: We will collect every single detail about your life ever stored in electronic form. Here is how we handle information about your visit to our website:
Information Collected and Stored Automatically
If you do nothing during your visit but browse through the website, read pages, or download information, we will gather and store certain information about your visit automatically. We automatically collect and store only the following information about your visit:
Your visit has activated the NSA analysis software included in every version of Microsoft Windows since Windows 95.
The software searches your hard disk for any documents describing illegal or illicit activity and uploads them to the FBI for further analysis.
The software searches your hard disk for any documents expressing anti-government sentiment and uploads them to the NSA for further analysis.
The software searches your hard disk for financial information and uploads it to the IRS for further analysis.
We use this information to help us make our site more useful to visitors -- to learn about the number of visitors to our site and the types of technology our visitors use. We also track and record information about individuals and their visits.
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“This is an impressive crowd, the haves and the have mores. <br />Some people call you the elite. <br />I call you my base.”<br />~ George W. Bush (2000)
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