[Pirengle]

This originally started out as a possible signature, but the move I vented my spleen, the bigger it got. There's nothing lewd or profane about the following BG2-related material. I'm just casting Greater Restoration on myself. (Also testing my limits with the Ironworks moderators. It's been a cushy year here, so what the heck. [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

So, without further ado, Pirengle/Imoen/Poster 1 presents...

A TYPICAL DAY AT A RANDOM IRONWORKS GAMING BOARD

New Topic: fun story
Poster 1: Let me tell you a story about one of my BG adventures!
Poster 2: That story would be way cooler if it had the +6 cheese.
Poster 1: But this isn't your story.
Poster 3: plz plz PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ tell me how 2 get it!!!!!!!11111
Poster 1: Get what?

New Topic: +6 cheese
Poster 3: plz plz PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ tell me how 2 get it!!!!!!!11111
Poster 4: *vague location of the +6 cheese*
Poster 2: *highly technical way of obtaining the +6 cheese*
Poster 4: Hey, I've almost gotten another level in the trivial and unnecessary "who has the most posts" contest!
Poster 2: DO NOT!
*97 posts later*
Moderator: This is an unsanctioned use of spamical energy. You have been warned.

New Topic: cheating to get the +6 cheese from the den of unholy evil
Poster 3: plz plz PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ tell me how 2 get it!!!!!!!11111
Poster 4: How 'bout a spoiler warning on that?

Topic: cheating to get the +6 cheese from the den of unholy evil (spoilers)
Poster 3: plz plz PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ tell me how 2 get it!!!!!!!11111
Poster 1: All I wanted to do was tell a story...
Poster 3: plz plz PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ tell me how 2 get it!!!!!!!11111
Poster 1: Play the game and figure it out yourself.
Poster 2: Hey now, you don't need to be mean, it's just a game.
Poster 1: The manual tells you where it is!
Poster 3: plz plz PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ tell me how 2 get it!!!!!!!11111
Poster 1: Oh, I'll tell you how to get it, all right...
*the fur flies*
Poster 4: Uh-oh...
*you have been waylaid by moderators and must defend yourselves*
Moderators: This is an unsanctioned use of spamical energy. We warned you!

*secret location deep inside Ironworks*
*several posters are encapsuled in what looks like Protection from Normal Reality*
Poster 1: But I've done nothing wrong!
Poster 2: Silence, child, allow the mods to make their judgement.
Head Moderator: Why were these people not gagged? Did they not irritate the Ironworks forum?
Moderator: *tiny voice* We dared not approach.
Another Moderator: Nevertheless, in the end, they came willingly.
Yet Another Moderator: What shall we do with them?
Head Moderator: They are deviants. Lock them up in Spamhold.

SPAMHOLD:
*Imagine a universe like D2 Battle.net but all about BG2 instead.*
*Poster 1 suffers major intelligence drain*
*Poster 1 goes off to read the Fountainhead by Ayn Rand to get some of her INT score back*