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Originally posted by Bardan the Slayer:
To us, winter clothing means we put on socks 
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Yes, I agree. Your genetic makeup means that there is a constant stream of eskimo (or should we say
inuit) women demanding that you share your mutant DNA. Even now, I have heard strange tales that instead of spraying Lynx "Aztec" all over their pale and goosepimpled bodies, the young bucks of Tyneside have taken to rubbing themselves with seal fat prior to a night out in the Bigg Market. [img]graemlins/crazyeyes.gif[/img]