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Fabricated News Service Report
dateline: March 7, 2003
In a surprise announcement The NHL players unions and owners have issued a joint statement. Penguins owner, Mario Lemiuex offered this observation, "All of is in the NHL, players and owners alike are very sensitive to the major issues confronting us today. Hockey is a sport that draws us together as a people and as families. That is why the issue of family pets is so dear to the hearts of each of us. I think that it is fair to say that we are indeed Friends Of Dogs and as such want to share our support and solidarity with the Cloudy's Cafe Movement. In support of this each player has pledged to wear the letters CCM prominently on their uniform during each game. We will continue to support CCM (Cloudy's Cafe Movement) and its Friend of Dogs program. In these uncertain times it behooves each of us to stand up and support such strong family concerns."
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