A man walks into a bar with a pig under his arm. The barman says "Egads! Where did u get that?"
The Pig says "I won it in a raffle"
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Alternatively...
The man says "It's my new pet, it lives with me now."
Barman: "What about the smell?"
Man: "He doesn't seem to mind."
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