[SixOfSpades]

Actually, for a stupid name, nothing beats one of Agatha Christie's mysteries: In "The Secret of Chimneys," she wants to establish an authority figure who can introduce the story, a character whom the reader can accept as a non-suspect and whose word can be trusted.

So she created a fellow from Scotland Yard, and named him Inspector Badgworthy.

Badgworthy, for God's sake!!!