Quote:
Originally posted by Donut:
From the Barmy Army:
Shane Warne is a spinner
He's also very fat
He went down to the chemist
And said: 'I'm having that'
He took it for his shoulder
He took it for his pain
And when the ICC find out
He'll never play again!
Of course being fat doesn't make him a bad person! 
|
My ole man's a dustman
e wears a dustman's hat
Scene 3, Act 1 - (Davros acosts a wandering poet)
Davros : That last line is a bit amiss my friend.
Donut : You could have called me Dennis
Davros : Stop being an old woman
Donut : Who are you calling old - I'm Thirty Seven - besides, who made you Aussies king of this ere borough
Davros : The awarders of the cups, their arms clad in purest samite, awarded us Bill, and the Urn, and the Cricket World Cup, and the Sir Frank Worrell, and the Rugby league world cup and the netball ....
Donut : Strange loonies distributing cups is no basis for a system of government
Davros : Whose army is this - they seem to be totally potty - they could do with a good bath and some exercise
Donut : I mean if I was to claim that I wielded supreme executive power just cause some village idiot tosses me a mug ..
Davros : Will you shut up - I was merely ponting out that Shiney will return - the way is prepared.
Donut : What - like a second coming - like Jehovah?
(Deathly hush as crowd rushes in and stones the poor unsuspecting Donut)
Davros exits stage right whitling "Always look on the bright side of life"