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DYING TO DIET
Jimi Hooker gives us the final word on nutrition and health:
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Brits or Americans. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Brits or Yanks. The Italians drink huge amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer attacks than the above. The Germans drink a lot of beers and suffer fewer heart attacks than, etc., etc.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like — speaking English is what kills you.