[quietman1920]

When I was growing up, one of my older sisters commuted to college. Now she was always late for everything and the car my father gave her to use was ugly & slow. Still, she managed to get that rust-bucket over the speed limit and get tickets.

Now my father wis Pissed at the tickets (think Insurance) and told her if she got One More before reducing her points, she could take the damn bus & screw her GPA for missing class. Well, generally she was a slightly better driver after, but 2 days later [whirrrr..!] went the sirens and she got pulled over.

Now, at this point she was Screwed and would have done darn near Anything to get out of that ticket. Now she's thinking this when, surprise, surprise, its a New Recruit NJ state trooper, decked out in his light blue felt suit, looking all of 17 who walks up to the car.

Now She thinks its her Lucky Day and trys to Vamp & Flirt her way out of the ticket. As I understand it, the conversation went something like this:

"License and registration please."

"Good Afternoon, Officer." [big flirty smile]

"Good Afternoon, Ma'm. Do you know why I stopped you today?"

"Goodness No. By any chance, were you stopping to give me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball?" [wink, flirt]

"No Ma'm. State Troopers don't Have Balls."

Now at this point she was smiling, but she didn't know whether to laugh or cry. The trooper, head still shaved from seagirt. Looked at her, turned 10 different shades of Red...and just stopped speaking. He then did a military about face, walked back to his cruiser, and drove off down Rt 3. At which point she threw back her head and laughed till she just about pee'd. But its a funny thing: She Knew never to speed on that stretch of road again...