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Ladies please don't take offense.
This is posted with tongue firmly planted in cheek...
You all are beautiful!
These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with
the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you because I was pissed
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
The roses wilted, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so's your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
And my personal favorite:
My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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