[Kaltia]

Can I be the sales director for smackable Johnny dolls?

Johnny isn't like most mortals. Beer doesn't slow his reflexes. I'll see if I can rustle up a Lioness and we'll smack him a bit.
-Executive Director and Sales Manager of Smackable Johnny dolls, for your dashboard, keyrings, and punchbags!
The real thing says one of three things depending on how hard you smack it;
"Dude, stop that,"
"OUCH! I need a beer to make up for that!"
"DOCTOR! My beer's spilling over the floor...."
I forget the farting smackable Johnny dolls....
PLEASE NOTE: I have ALSO COPYRIGHTED:
JONNY DOLLS
JOHNNY DOLLS
GHONNY DOLLS
JHONNY DOLLS
JHONNNNY DOLLS
AND JAHNNY DOLLS.