I was working out of town one time. A coworker & I were eating dinner in a motel restaurant and the "entertainment" was an 80yr old man playing piano. He was terrible. He finished one song, turned & asked for requests. I said the 1st thing that popped into my head "How about The Sound of Silence?" I didn't think I said it that loud, but he looked me right in the eye & said "Sorry, I don't know that one..." I had to clench my teeth 'till my jaws hurt to keep quiet.
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