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Not that long ago I went with a friend to an animal shop to buy a snake. We walk up to the cash register standing way back in line and the salesman goes up to the lady sitting at the register, the salesman apparently says "something something snake something price" and this lady standing right next to the register hears him and she just jumps up, screaming "no, get that away from me", while me and my friend are standing about 15 feet away with the snake in a cloth sack where she could possibly see it.
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One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight, <br />Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. <br />The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. <br />If you don\'t believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too!
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