This ironworker heard about a contest for puns with a nice prize. He submitted ten different punny entries, each worse than the last (or better, depending on your perspective. He then sat and waited, anticipating the glories and riches that would be his.
Finally, he called to see if he had won. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.
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