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What did the vampire say to the English teacher
See you next period. (By Richard Lederer)
What do you get if you cross a mad scientist with another mad scientist?
A horrible par a dox (By Gary Hallock)
Did you hear about the unsuccessful vampire hunter?
He tried to kill a vampire by driving a pork chop through its heart
because steaks were too expensive.(By Jeff P. Symonds)
What do you call a merry-go-round for ghosts?
A Scare-ousel (By Stan Kegel)
Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle! (By Clynch Varnadore)
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path. (From Gr8 Humor)
What do you call a panty raid on a coven?
An embarrassment of witches.. (By Richard Lederer and P. C. Swanson)
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts. (By Jeff P. Symonds)
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body. (By Clynch Varnadore)
What do you call your girl-friend if she becomes a deer whenever there
is a full moon?
A Were-doe (By Stan Kegel)
What do you call a middle eastern exotic dancing mummy?
A gauza stripper (By Gary Hallock)
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
Put your boos and shocks on. (From C C Jokes)
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers. (By Clynch Varnadore)
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer. (By Clynch Varnadore)
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves... (By Jackie Holle)
What did the momma ghost say to the baby ghost as they drove down the
street?
Buckle your sheet belt .(From Ernie)
How do you make a milkshake?
You sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell "Boo!" (From C C Jokes)
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