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A man walks into a bar and sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman quietly sitting on a bar stool all alone.
He walks up to her and says, "Hi there, how's it going tonight?"
She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes, and says, "Just in case you might be interested, I'll screw anybody, any time, any where, any place it just doesn't matter to me."
The guy steps back, raises his eyebrows as his eyes widen, and says, "What law firm do you work for?"
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