[Callum Kerr]

At a church dinner (or a supermarket... it doesn't matter) an old lady finds herself seated (or standing in a queue behind them, or in front of them... it doesn't matter) next to two small boys (or dogs... it doesn't matter... oh wait... yes it does...) and to make conversation (are these brackets annoying you?) she asks them what they want to be when they grow up... the older one replies... "I want to be a fireman" (or policeman... it doesn't matter) and she turns to the younger one, "How about you?" and he replies, "I want to be an Alsatian!!"(or a cocker spaniel... it doesn't matter)

Here it is without the annoying brackets

At a church dinner an old lady finds herself seated next to two small boys and to make conversation she asks them what they want to be when they grow up... the older one replies... "I want to be a fireman" and she turns to the younger one, "How about you?" and he replies, "I want to be an Alsatian!!"