Last semester I actually had a professor at college called 'Mr. Livingstone.' He's in the geography department, and I'd scheduled to meet with him one day. So I was waiting in his room, looking around the walls at all the various interesting maps and diagrams, completely lost in the drawings, when he walks in and goes 'hi Alex, you wanted to see me?' and I literally jumped ten feet in the air because I was so absorbed in looking around. When I recovered, I couldn't resist saying 'Mr. Livingstone, I presume?' - he's probably heard it a million times, but I couldn't not say it. So my favourite quote has to be that one.
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