Thread: Byrd's wisdom
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Old 01-28-2003, 04:02 PM   #4
Barry the Sprout
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Join Date: October 19, 2001
Location: York, UK.
Age: 42
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Quote:
Originally posted by Vaskez:
No terribly wise sayings but I like those unintentional ones that people say on TV which sound ever-so wise like this:

"I don't make predictions, and I never will"
"After a goalless 1st half, the score is nill-nill"

I can't remember any more at the moment
Colemanballs - always a classic! My current fave of those:

Q: Do you think he is a natural defender?
A: No... but I think he could become one.

As for mottos or sayings, how about Billy Pilgrim's motto from Slaughterhouse 5: "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom always to tell the difference."
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