Wouldn't be so bad
I mean, OK, life is hard. It takes all this time and what do you get in return ? You die. That's why i think that life should be lived the other way around.
Something like this.
First you die, then that's already out of the way.
Then you spent a couple of years in a retirement home and play bingo and card games.
Your eyesight improves, aswell as your hearing and little by little you get some hair. Even your wife/husband starts to look better and better. Wich has consecunses to other (sexual) feelings you didn't even know that where present. People take good care of you and when you are 65 you get thrown out because you are too young.
Next your boss gives you a golden watch and you start working. You start off easy with a lot of free time and the longer you work the less stressed you get. Your sexual exploits start to flare up more and more because the body of your partner starts to take on divine shapes (hopefully).
After some 40 years of working you are young enough to start acting a bit like an animal. You don't have to think about school just yet and every week-end you go out and party, you try alcohol and drugs because in 25 years it's all over anyway. You take vacations to Spain and every winter you indulge in (apres) ski time. Because you had a good job for 40 years and money to spend.
Now it's time for your college years. You further your acquintance with alcohol and other drugs. Learning and making homework ? Why bother, it's not like you have to go to work anymore.
When you're 12, you go to primary school. You don't have any responsibilities and can play as much as you want.
Then you become a baby and are getting hugs every time and at last you crawl in a nice young women. You spend your last 9 months floating.
And the best part has yet to come. You end as one hell of an orgasm.
