[Sir Krustin]

Well, I can't remember anything from when I was !hic! drinking, but I've pulled a few boners when I was sober, also.

[*]walking down the street observing the leg show, when *oof* where did that parking meter come from? [img]tongue.gif[/img] [*]Drag racing when right in front of a marked cruiser in traffic. (you'd think the cherries would give it away )[*]Pouring out some water that was in a can that previously held gasoline, and swearing it would burn. Then proving said assertion by lighting it....in a ditch next to my dads car.[*]Trying to put out the above fire with more water. [*]Telling my then-4-year-old brother that pennies were edible. [*]When a cop pulled in behind me at work, asking "What? Did I take the last double chocolate donut?" [/list]