Thread: Stupid things
View Single Post
Old 01-23-2003, 07:23 PM   #2
Lavindathar
Harper
 

Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Lancs, England
Age: 40
Posts: 4,729
Oh boy.

In a sorta order. Time wise...ish.

Sitting in a guys garage, playing with candles, not realising there was a hellova lot of flammable stuff near us. We were trying to make lights for our den. Twas dark. Was about 8. Anyway, nuff said.

In Chemistry:my mate filled a pencil tin with deodorant, I lit it while he was still spraying, and boom. Can didnt go, but there was so much deo that we burnt the ceiling, and a lof of our hair. Got quite done for that.

Suspended for putting fighting.

Had a three girl best friend love triangle. (this is a 3yr thing).

In Chemistry again: Stuck a pencil in a blob of plasticine, sprayed the play-doh in deo, lit it, and chucked it. Lol. Trajectory was awesome. Hit a lad, burnt his shirt. Got quite done.

Went down a near vertical quarry track on my mountain back. Maybe near 25ft. Did it So, a day later, tried the big one, that only one village lad completed. It must have been a 100ft drop from start to finish, some bits near vertical some just quite steep. Came down, and left the bike at a serious speed. Just fell off. That bike, erm, never rode again.

The old gas tap flamethrower : this time I hit someone, burning their hip. Lol.

Suspended for fighting again: Only ever two fights during school. Not bad.

Got thrown out of a GCSE exam, for putting my hair into 6inch spikes for fun. Got thrown out for distracting others. I was just sat there. lol. They let me back in as soon as I washed it out.

Crashed my car.

Driving stupidly.

Made a pen bomb with my mate in Science. Stuck matches and sandpaper inside pen, then gave to a mate, he pushed it and aaaaaaggh. Lol.

Did the above with a tennis ball, and launched it as high as we could. This was a safe experiment. We told everyone in the playground to stay away.

Rang college telling them I was absent because I was on a college trip. Got busted for that one then.

Got caught doing weed by my mum at the age of 14. And an undisclosed bottle that was my mates. :S

Had a porn stash found at 13. (embarrising more than out)

Put a hole in my spare room wall (last week). Dad's not found out yet.

Scraped all the drive, by getting a crane to tow my wrecked car down the drive with no wheels on. Brakes cut the drive up. Did that today . I mean . Dad will see that 2moz. DEAD!

I'll add more as I think of them.



[ 01-23-2003, 07:42 PM: Message edited by: Lavindathar ]
__________________
=@
Lavindathar is offline