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For those of you who had problems with converting units. This may help..again it may not.
• Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
• 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
• 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
• Time twixt slipping on a peel and smacking pavement = 1 bananosecond
• Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
• Time to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knot-furlong
• 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling = 1 lite year
• 6.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
• Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
• 1000 pains = 1 kilohurtz
• Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
• Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
• 454 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
• 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
• 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
• 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
• 10 cards = 1 decacards
• 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
• 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
• 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
• 10 rations = 1 decoration
• 100 rations =1 C-ration
• 2 monograms = 1 diagram
• 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
• 2.4 miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale Hospital = 1I.V. League
• and... 100 Senators = Not 1 decision
[ 01-23-2003, 06:00 PM: Message edited by: Arvon ]
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