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One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a
river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared
and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water. The Lord went
down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your
axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your
axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied,
"No." The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this
your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes
to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily.
One day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the
woodcutter's wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again
appeared and asked him,
"Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The
Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this
your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You cheat! --That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You will
come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also say 'no' to her, You
will thirdly come up with my wife, and I will say 'yes,' and then all
three will be given to me. But Lord, I am a poor man and I will not be
able to take care of all three wives, so *that's* why I said yes this
time."
The moral of the story is whenever a man lies it is for an honorable and
useful reason. ............ and this is the GOD's Honest
Truth!!!--------------
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