Kid dressed as a pirate goes trick-or-treating.
Every door, he exhibits his speech impediment when he says "Bick or Beat?" he often has to repeat this. "Bick or Beat?" until they figure it's Trick or Treat.
One lady says, "oh, a little pirate - let me get you some candy. Where are your bucaneers young man?"
To which he replies: "On my buckin' head you smart-mouth b**ch."
