WHAT?!?! I can tell jokes. Well , some one has to do it, so here goes:
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So this pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel sticking out the front of his pants, and sits down like nothing's happening.
The bartender kinda leans in, and half-whispers "Ya know, sir, that um ... you have a steering wheel sticking out down there..."
And the pirate says "Arrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
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