[SomeGuy]

My cousin did this once.

"Okay,I run hitting the trees with my hammer for practice." this ended us getting attacked by a treant.

Cuz:"Okay I jump into the liquid!"
DM:"You start to feel a burning sensation,you clothes start to develop holes in them.You just jumped in acid.
Cuz: "I JUMP OUT! I JUMP OUT!!"
DM:"When you climb out you have no hair or clothes on you."
CUZ: "AH MAN!!!"
ME: "HAHAHAHAHA!"
DM: "And then three orcs appear behind you! No." (It's and inside joke.The orc thing)

We later encounter a women gnome.

ME: "Okay,whatever you do,do not turn around.
Female gnome turns around.
F. Gnome: "Oh my."

DM: "As you crawl through the cavern your knee hits something squishy.As you look down you just fell into kobold crap"
ME: "Ugh..crap!"
DM: "Yes that right crap.
Cuz: "HAHAHA!"
DM: "Evan(cuz) smells the crap a pukes all over you boots because the smell is so bad"
ME: "Ew.."
Evan: "Ew....hahaha!"

Me and my cousin went through some crazy adventures.