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The Engineer and Golf
An engineer, minister and doctor were playing golf. They were behind a very slow foursome. While waiting a grounds keeper came by. They asked the grounds keeper why the foursome ahead was so slow. The grounds keeper said they were firemen who were blinded by fighting a fire in the clubhouse. The golf club rewarded them by allowing them to play for free. The minister said "that was tragic, I shall pray for them." The doctor said "I shall find out if there is an optimologist that can help them." The engineer asked "Why can't they play at night?"
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