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A man walked down the street and was accosted by a beggar. "Can you spare some change, please sir?"
The man replied, "Do you drink? I'd hate to think that, instead of buying food or shelter that you would spend it on drink instead."
The beggar answers, "No sir, I don't drink."
"Do you smoke?"
"No I don't"
"How about gambling?"
"Nope"
"Do you play golf?"
(slightly perplexed) "No."
"Okay, how about coming to my placve for dinner tonight?"
"Uh, sure. Why?"
"I want my wife to see what happens when you don't drink, smoke, gamble or play golf!"
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If I say \"Eject!\" and you say \"Huh?\" - you\'ll be talking to yourself! - Maj. Bannister, <b>Steel Tiger</b>
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