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Old 01-15-2003, 08:57 AM   #7
Donut
Jack Burton
 

Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Airstrip One
Age: 41
Posts: 5,571
Okay - looks like we've got a quorum. Let's start making policies

1) No more pointy football

2) Minimum standards for bananas:

They must be:
green and unripened
intact
firm
sound; produce affected by rotting or deterioration such as to make it
unfit for consumption is excluded
clean, practically free from visible foreign matter
practically free from pests
practically free from damage caused by pests
with the stalk intact, without bending, fungal damage or dessication
with pistils removed
free from malformation or abnormal curvature of the fingers
practically free from bruises
practically free from damage due to low temperatures

The curvature of the banana is the most important of all. Straight bananas will not be tolerated!
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