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01-10-2003, 07:18 PM

I heard a similiar one, in an "Australian Jokes" book

Listen to this:
A blonde walks into a store and asks for Crocodile Shoes. When she hears the price she said to the salesperson "It would be cheaper to buy a gun kill a crocodile" This sounded like a good idea at the time so she drove to a lake where some corcadiles lived. A passer by saw 4 dead crocodiles on the shore, as she brang a 5th one to shore she muttered "damn this ones not wearing shoes either.!"

[ 01-10-2003, 07:20 PM: Message edited by: Slizerio ]

01-10-2003, 07:18 PM	#5
Slizerio Guest Posts: n/a	I heard a similiar one, in an "Australian Jokes" book Listen to this: A blonde walks into a store and asks for Crocodile Shoes. When she hears the price she said to the salesperson "It would be cheaper to buy a gun kill a crocodile" This sounded like a good idea at the time so she drove to a lake where some corcadiles lived. A passer by saw 4 dead crocodiles on the shore, as she brang a 5th one to shore she muttered "damn this ones not wearing shoes either.!" [ 01-10-2003, 07:20 PM: Message edited by: Slizerio ]