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Of course, none of these have one ounce of truth to them......
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> I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
> ____________
> I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt
her.
> ____________
> Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and
suffering.
> ____________
> The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said,
> "Dust!"
> ____________
> In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man
and > rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has
rested.
> ____________
> Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
> ____________
> What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.
> ____________
> A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and
said > "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said,
"God, I > wish I had your will power."
> ___________
> Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
> ____________
> Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man
> doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
> Dad: That happens in every country, son.
> ____________
> A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife Wanted". Next day he
> received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
> mine."
> ____________
> The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once.
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