Her First Fight
Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister.
"Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a dreadful fight!"
"Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight."
"I know, I know," said Joanna. "But what am I going to do with the BODY?"
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