Thread: First Fight
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Old 01-07-2003, 02:33 PM   #1
Arvon
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Join Date: October 4, 2001
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Her First Fight

Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister.

"Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a dreadful fight!"

"Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight."

"I know, I know," said Joanna. "But what am I going to do with the BODY?"
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