A plane developed engine trouble over the atlantic and was going to crash.
One woman ripped off her shirt, turned to her husband and said,
"We're going to die but I want you to make me feel like a Woman one last time !"
Her husband took off his own shirt and handed it to her,
"good, you can iron this for me"
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