[/)eathKiller]

Good ones... Though I do find the musical one to be quite untrue...

once I was shopping for some cabbage at the store, so i walk up the grocerie isle, picked up the vegetable i was seeking and then broke into song. And before I knew it the whole store was chiming in wtih delectable ambience and even a barber shop quartet of baggers all centrallized on the same happy show-tune-that-wasn't-actuall-a-show-tune about purchasing cabage, and on my way out they chanted "He's bound to deliver it home" slowly building to a vibrant orchestral viveto which came about when I entered the car to drive home. and all they way there people danced waved and jumped happily at the sight of my passing... and then I woke up...