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Pangur Ban · 12-30-2002, 02:13 AM

You forgot the following ... [img]graemlins/cat3.gif[/img]

Use an orbital sander on your furniture to simulate the "I'll ignore the $100 scratching post and use your $2000 furniture instead" look

Get rid of your carpet, and replace it with carpet the same colour as cat vomit - saves time later.

Wear protective clothing to bed - in preparation for when kitty under the covers decides that part of your body is an interesting new cat toy, and sinks her claws in it.

Get rid of all your pot plants - they won't last more than a week or two after puss either: eats them, shreds them to bits, knocks them over, or deposits a "stinkpod" in the soil.

Practice falling down while carrying parcels - puss is sure to enjoy tripping you up.

12-30-2002, 02:13 AM	#3
Pangur Ban Avatar Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 65 Posts: 569	You forgot the following ... [img]graemlins/cat3.gif[/img] Use an orbital sander on your furniture to simulate the "I'll ignore the $100 scratching post and use your $2000 furniture instead" look Get rid of your carpet, and replace it with carpet the same colour as cat vomit - saves time later. Wear protective clothing to bed - in preparation for when kitty under the covers decides that part of your body is an interesting new cat toy, and sinks her claws in it. Get rid of all your pot plants - they won't last more than a week or two after puss either: eats them, shreds them to bits, knocks them over, or deposits a "stinkpod" in the soil. Practice falling down while carrying parcels - puss is sure to enjoy tripping you up. __________________ Not enough time to care ....