I just found these synonyms for toilet paper on
Thesaurus.com
Don't ask me why I did, but 2 of the returns are very interesting...
Entry: journal
Function: noun
Definition: chronicle
Synonyms: account, almanac, annals, annual, calendar, chronology, comic book, daily, daybook, diary, fish wrapper, funny book, gazette, ledger, log, magazine, memento, memoir, minutes, monthly, newspaper, note, observation, organ, paper, periodical, publication, rag, record, register, reminder, reminiscence, review, scandal sheet, statement, swindle sheet, tabloid, toilet paper, weekly, weekly
Concept: document
Source: Roget's Interactive Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.0.0)
Copyright © 2002 by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC. All rights reserved.
Entry: newspaper
Function: noun
Definition: publication
Synonyms: bi-weekly, bladder, bulldog, community, daily, extra, fish wrapper, gazette, journal, magazine, metropolitan, organ, paper, periodical, press, rag, record, review, scandal sheet, sheet, tabloid, toilet paper, trade, weekly
Concept: document
Source: Roget's Interactive Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.0.0)
Copyright © 2002 by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC. All rights reserved.
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