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Sazerac - I've got the perfect cure for the "Perfume Gestapo"....it's called Skunk Urine. You can buy a small container in the Sporting Goods/Hunting section. Then, when they spray you...you spray them. I garuantee you will NEVER be sprayed more than twice in the same store....EVER!!!
Attalus - I actually enjoy "browsing" the local Wal-Mart Superstore more than my wife does. But I agree with you that I am usually looking at specific products when I go. Sometimes, though, I do like to just wander around and look at different items that would make good gifts at a future date.
Oh...a quick story to tie these first two responses together. A lady in the Business Office of the hospital where I worked before would use the "skunk urine" on herself when she went shopping on Black Friday. She said she NEVER had a problem getting through the crowds. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
Garnet - I already welcomed you back in the "Religion" thread...but I'm so happy to see ya that I'll welcome you here to. [img]smile.gif[/img]
Now then, could I get a Vanilla Coke over here please?
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