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Old 11-30-2002, 03:10 PM   #9
Hiram Sedai
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Join Date: October 8, 2001
Location: Georgia
Age: 56
Posts: 918
Quote:
Originally posted by Ronn_Bman:
I tried fried turkey this year for the first time, and it was VERY good. Not dry at all, which is almost always a problem with the white meat, but then, I didn't expect it to be this time since it was cooked in several gallons of boiling oil. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
We did the same thing, if I may, Mister Bman, sir. You already know how we struggle to emulate you and in frying one of our turkey's, we have succeeded in a small part of perfection. Granted, the fried turkey wasn't as fulfilling as, say, a Philadelphia Cheestake and Curley fries, but it was okay.

Since I am cognizant of my role as offal on the sidewalk of life, I don't deserve a reply.

Edited because I realized that I have replied in a thread of Dragonmage's making and should compliment her on her humor.

Dragonmage, I have been a fan of your work for some time now. You are simply the most splendiferious being I've encountered thus far and am volunteering to clip your toenails. If it would amuse you, I would do my special self flaggelation ritual while you cackle with glee and hurl cheetos my way.

Edited once more because for the life of me I cannot remember what the plural of turkey is and know, deep within my heart, that although I am mentally deficient, I can still offer something to society and should not be euthanized.

Edited yet again because my tom-cat is attempting to mount my keyboard while I type this. Oddly enough, everything he says starts with the letter "M". I realized that in my feeble attempt to compliment the image of pulchritude we all know as Dragonmage I failed to mention how amusing her post was. So, before I delve even deeper how replete my life is with foibles, I would like to thank her for bringing a grimace to my repulsive visage for a moment.
(Edited within an edit - I was so close to referring to scatalogical analogies insofar as my worth on this planet is so very insignifant)

I meant to smile. Really. Oh, and I promise to stop editing now.

[ 11-30-2002, 03:24 PM: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ]
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