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1. What would you do if you found $100 dollars on the ground?
a. spend it
b. put it in the lost & found
c. cut it into really small pieces, swallow it and tell everyone your worth $100
d. use them to make perfect rectangles
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Definitely d. Perfect rectangles are very important. Can't have inferior ones, or the government will get me!
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2. What is Al Gore's last name?
a. Gore
b. Erog
c. Bore
d. Chigy cho cho
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Hmm... this is a tough one. I was leaning towards b., but in the end, I just have to go with c. Bore Gore. Makes sense.
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3. How long is 60 minutes?
a. 60 minutes
b. 60 hours
c.30 minutes
d. telephone
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30 minutes, since half the hour it's supposed to be on, commercials are playing.
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4. How much money could you win in a normal "Who wants to be a Millionaire" game?
a. 1 million dollars
b. 2 bucks
c. 100 dollars
d. my dad has a shovel
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I'll take d, final answer. After, my dad does have a shovel, and I use it to shovel the driveway during the winter.
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5. What is King George the 4th's first name?
a. George
b. 4
c. King
d. Queen
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If his first name isn't King, I'll eat my pie.
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6. What ball do you use in order to play basketball?
a. basketball
b. baseball
c. basketball hoop
d. square
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I usually use a baseball. Isn't that what all Latinos use? Why do you think we make such great shortstops?
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7. What do most people in Japan speak?
a. Japanese
b. Japan-ease
c. Asianeas
d. English
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Everyone speaks English.
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8. What color is the background color on this quiz?
a. brown
b. pinkish yellow
c. blue, yellow, purple, with a mix of green and black
d. Abraham Lincoln
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When in doubt, go with Abraham Lincoln.
Uh oh, doesn't look like I did so hot. I guess that college education didn't help me.
