Okay, I promise this is the last joke I post today. Hope it's not seen as tasteless. If it's objectionable, I'll happily delete it.
Subject: Chicken Recipe
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> > >Subject: Chicken Recipe
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> > >When I found this recipe I thought it was perfect
> > for people, like me, who
> > > > > just are not sure how to tell when poultry is
> > cooked thoroughly, but not dried out. Give this a try.
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> > > > > Baked Stuffed Chicken
> > > > > 3-4 lb. chicken
> > > > > 1 cup melted butter
> > > > > 1 cup stuffing
> > > > > 1 cup uncooked popcorn
> > > > > salt/pepper to taste
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> > > > > Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
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> > > > > Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt
> > and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.
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> > > > > Place in baking pan with the neck end toward
> > the back of the oven.
> > >Listen for popping sounds.
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> > > > > When the chicken's ass blows the oven door
> > open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done!
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> > > > > Fool-proof!!!
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