The microwave mix up
One day a blonde walks in a shop. He sees a microwave that he really wants so he asks one of the employees, " Can I have that microwave?" The employee says," Sorry, we don't sell to blonds." The blond
gets mad and puts on a hat. Then she walks in and asks the same thing. The employee again says' " Sorry,
we don't sell to blondes." Finally, the blonde gets really mad and dyes her hair red. Then he walks in the shop again and asks the same thing. And he gets the same answer. " How do you know I'm blond" he asks. The employee says,"
Because that's a TV"
The Capitals
One day a blonde says," I think I'm going to study remember the capital of each state." That night she
study. The next day at work her boss asks her," I heard you have been memorizing the capitals of each state.What is the capital of Washington?" She replies," W"
Here's some blond jokes too, hope you like them. Please don't be offended if you're a blond
