John calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I can't come in to work today because I'm really sick. I've got a headache, a stomach ache, and my legs hurt. I feel awful, and I just can't come in."
The boss says, "You know John, I really need you today. When I feel like that I go to my wife and tell her to give me some
**wink**"lovin'". That makes everything better, and I can go to work. Try that. I'll bet you'll feel much better."
Two hours later John calls again, "Boss, I have to admit that I followed your advice, and I feel great! I be at office in a few minutes."
The boss replies, "See there, a little
love goes a long way."
John agrees, "You've got that right. Oh by the way, I have to say you have a beautiful home."