[TheCrimsomBlade]

one afternoon an elderly woman calls her local police and says,
"Help Me there is a republican playing with himself on my front porch!"
the police dispatcher says " What? I must have heard you wrong,would you
please repete what you said!"
The elderly woman says again "Help Me there is a Republican playing
with himself on my frount porch!"
The police Dispatcher says "what makes you think he's a Republican?"
the Elderly woman says "he has to be A republican, Because if he was a
democrat he wouldn't be playing with himself he would be screwing somebody!"


I've been a regestered Democrat for 32 years and I could't stop laughing when
I heard this yesterday.