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SomeGuy · 11-18-2002, 07:50 PM

LOL I've heard the a different version of the first one.Here's one,
Bob and Jim were walking down the sidewalk and they see something on the ground. "What's that?" asked Bob. "Hmm,looks like dog crap to me." said Jim. "FEEL" said Bob. "WHAT?!" yelled Jim. "Feel it." "Okay" Jim poked it. "What's it feel like?" asked Bob. "Feels like dog crap." "SMELL!" said Bob.
"Huh?" "Smell it Jim!"said Bob. "Kay." said Jim. Jim leaned over and sniffed it. "What's it smell like?" Asked Bob. "Dog crap" "TAAAAAASTE!" Said Bob. "WHAT?!?! You want me to taste it?!" "Taste it man!" "Okay Bob" Jim picked it up and licked it. "What's it taste like?" Aske Bob. "Dog crap." replyed Jim. "Hmm...Good thing we did'nt step in it." said Bob.

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11-18-2002, 07:50 PM	#3
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 34 Posts: 4,238	LOL I've heard the a different version of the first one.Here's one, Bob and Jim were walking down the sidewalk and they see something on the ground. "What's that?" asked Bob. "Hmm,looks like dog crap to me." said Jim. "FEEL" said Bob. "WHAT?!" yelled Jim. "Feel it." "Okay" Jim poked it. "What's it feel like?" asked Bob. "Feels like dog crap." "SMELL!" said Bob. "Huh?" "Smell it Jim!"said Bob. "Kay." said Jim. Jim leaned over and sniffed it. "What's it smell like?" Asked Bob. "Dog crap" "TAAAAAASTE!" Said Bob. "WHAT?!?! You want me to taste it?!" "Taste it man!" "Okay Bob" Jim picked it up and licked it. "What's it taste like?" Aske Bob. "Dog crap." replyed Jim. "Hmm...Good thing we did'nt step in it." said Bob. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi