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See Lord of Alcohol...I met him. My good fortune and (sincerely) my great priviledge.
But the question that has beffudled scientists and idiots alike is...CAN HE DRINK?
Now see yer small English hooligan type....he loves a skinful, keep the grog coming and he'll keep swilling. Aaahh but what about yer big American builder hooligan type?...Aha see....this is the question...
Now I don't want to tip the balance but I once found two chambermaids asleep in the big mans navel. This leads me to believe he had fallen asleep and they snuck in under cover of Rip Van Winkelitis (whereby the alleged big drinker has had half a can of Budweiser and crashes for 24 hours). They possibly only walked over his prone body to draw the curtains or somesuch...sliding gently down his belly button with no means of escape on the smooth sweaty surface until the big man awoke and pretended to drink more beer (possibly the left over half from the night before).
If this is the case then the mans a girlie and bubbles put him to sleep instantly.
BUT.....And it's a BIG BUT.
Did the man have such an almighty skinfull that he was so drunk he put them there himself and forgot about them....Aaah yes, you the jury must decide.
Any man that can drink 20 odd buds and coax 2 chambermaids into his navel must be respected as a proper pisshead, a drinker of our times, one to slur worms with. Yes...but is this the case....You my friends must decide.
If you the Jury believe this man to be a proper drinker then you must type YAE...but if you the Jury believe him to be a charlatan then ye must type [b]Nae{/b]
Should this man be found innocent and a real drinker then he shall be compensated with a crate of fine English grog for his Xmas
Should he however be found guilty and a proper girlie in frillie knickers then we'll release the chambermaids from his belly button.
HOW CALL IT YOU THE JURY? YAE or Nae
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