1&2. don't like them
3. You just couldn't convert to metric to get the field the right size and you only have 3 downs because Canadian football is so boring nobody has ever stayed for 4 downs.
4. and you're doing so well with it now.
5. only the north goal was in Canada the south goal was in Texas. The French "discovered" lacrosse in Canada because we were scoring on you.
6. good enough for me
7. I don't think Nesmiths peach basket was that far North.
8. don't care
9.Mr. Peppermint can kick both of their asses!
10.LoneStar or Krispy Kreme kicks both their asses!
11.That's because you were being invaded and fighting New Yorkers. (Do it again!)
12.Most people are smart enough not to brag about the French being there.
13.only come in late on the winning side (Official Strategy of Canadian Military)
14.we don't need a civil war to have a bar fight
15.hope you shot him (probably from New York and a Rangers fan)
16.Neither plaid or Seattle have ever been cool
17.and Bullwinkle claimed the moon
18.same in Alaska
19.buffalo, from the USA. Didn't the Indians who showed you what to do get pushed out of the USA by the warmongering white man?
20.don't hold Arkansas against us
21.I'll give you the zambonis and ski etcs I beg to differ on the others
22. your mothers are so proud
23.Batman rules!
24. figure out a time when we need to wear gloves in Texas and I'll give a hoot.
If there is any person, group, nationality, or religion that I have not insulted or offended I am sorry. I really want to treat everyone fairly so let me know and I will offend you as well. After all, Canadians aren't so special that they are the only one's I should upset.
